I was working the Circ Desk (remember I am not in Children's anymore, hence the lack of cute kid stuff) when I noticed a five year old boy with a stuff green frog.
Me: Is that Kermit? (When the boy turned my way, I saw that the frog was not Kermit. It was still an equally cute frog none the less)
Boy: No, this is Ponz,
Me: Hi, Ponz
Boy: He has a brown stain on his butt. Its not chocolate. Its probably poop. Ponz needed to poop. *giggle*