Sharks

Boy ( 4 yrs old): I don't like sharks.
Me: Why not?
Boy: Cause sharks eat fish and some people like fish.

crazy....

Girl (about 3, please note that she sang this to a very upbeat tune): Mama is crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy....

Mom: Hey!

Girl (who is also dancing, I might add) : Crazy, crazy, crazy

Sharks and the Toothfairy

Boy (about 4 yrs old): Sharks have big teeth!
Me: Yes they do!
Boy: And when they loose them they gets them lots of money from the tooth fairy!

F before E

Talking about learning the alphabet.

Girl 1 (about 5): We are on "F" now.
Girl 2 (same age): Oh, we are ahead of you! We are on "E."

Just Call Me

Boy (4 years old): Hi!, I'm G... If you need anything, just call Me! (As he said this, he had a huge grin on his face and pointed straight at his chest.)

Boxcar Children

Grandmother: Now this is a great series! Its about a group of kids, whose parents have died, so they have to live in a boxcar.
Granddaughter( 3rd grader): That's sad!!!!

Dog Books With Happy Endings

Girl (in the 3rd grade): I'm looking for books with dogs.
Dad (in a whisper): With happy endings!
Me: Gotcha, no Old Yeller and Where the Red Fern Grows.

ABC's

Boy (about 3 years old, working on an alphabet puzzle): This is hard.
Dad: Yeah, this is hard.
Boy: But we can do it!